Feb 08
I was threatened today… with a water bottle.
So there I was, walking down Grays Inn Road (near Kings Cross station) when I happened upon a rather scruffy youth. He had all the markings of being sub-intellectual, and quite frankly acted it. He demonstrated his ineptitude at being human thusly:
LUNGING AT ME WITH A WATER BOTTLE
Why? I think i looked at him wrong, no really I’m not joking. He was walking towards me in the same "Line" (if that’s the correct term), then took one look at me and brandished a water bottle, of all things. How do you react to that? NO PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH THE WATERBOTTLE I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN. (Did I mention he was black? I’m not racist, but sometimes they set themselves up for this sort of thing.)
I just stood there, a little miffed he disrupted by journey by 21.6 seconds (Londoners time) and everyone laughed at he skulked off. Now, I can only just sit here and wonder what was going through his head.
I should have brandished my nunchucks at him. Twat.