Jan 21
Nahh wat i mean, innit? No you socially inept, illegitimate fool.
If there’s one thing that pisses me off more than anything it’s the local “youth” (if you can call them that, walking down my street at night hollering and shouting profanities at each other.
I really dont know why they choose to do it, maybe they’re drunk, but damn does it piss me off. There’s nothing really quite like being woken up at 11pm followed by:
YER!!! I NO! DIS FING RITE, IT WERE SO FUCKIN COOL YER! (true story, is it really that unbelievable)
Excuse me? Firstly, you have no point, you didn’t describe (or even mention a subject) and secondly WTF.
Anyway, on with the point at hand. In the UK, at least, there is an unfortunate phenomenon (well, i don’t think it even deserves that word) called “chavs”. I find it unlikely you’ve never heard of this term, in which case what hole do you live in? Now, chavs, what is with the ineptitude of which their language skills are. I have never heard such a poor grasp of the English Language. Please do yourself a favour and in an effort to stop yourself sounding like a complete retard pronounce your words correctly. Its infurritating and the worst part of it is that you actually SPELL it that way to.
LESSON:
- It is spelt “what”, not “wot”.
- The word you use to acknowledge, or confirm something is “Yes” not “Ya, Yer, Innit” or any other form of useless slang.
- If you are going to abbreviate something DO NOT MAKE THE ACTUAL WORD THE SAME LENGTH! Example? Boiz (should be Boys). Tyme (time you inept retards). Anyway…
- What’s with the “er” being replaced by “a”, it just makes you sound and look stupid. Woteva.
- YOU ARE NOT [A] GANGST[ER/A]
This one deserves its own heading:
YOU ARE NOT [A] GANGST[ER/A]
This is one thing that is utterly ridiculous about british youth culture. Being a gangter isn’t cool. It means a life of violence, learning problems and ineptitude to hide money correctly. Way to go! So many people are being killed on the streets of the UK now, due to mob youth culture (hereafter i will refer to gangsters as mobs, as that is what they are). Give it a rest, pull your finger out, get some good grades and maybe then you’ll actually be seen as a fit member of society without Giros (god forbid) and COUNCIL HOUSES! (I shudder at the thought).
I see, on a day to day basis, these ugly good for nothing children (yes, you tards you are KIDS) walking around with trousers that don’t fit, making it look like they have an itchy crotch. Oh, and don’t forget a cancer stick hanging out of their ugly, rotting teeth. They seem to thing this sort of look is somewhat cool, how or why i do not know but they do. Now, if natural selection had been allowed to take it’s course none of this would have happened. The “Chav” gene (yes, i’m suggesting its inherited, or at least it’s a social meme) in society is a plague, and it’s spreading faster than ever. The country at the moment is being run by people in their 30’s (and up) and it’s barely holding together. What do you think will happen when these people retire and my (our?) generation are in power?
This country is going too, and will mark my words, fall apart under the rule of these illegitimate under schooled and frankly close to retarded scum. Unless there are a few people at least that can maintain control.
Quite frankly, i’m worried for this country and myself. So if there are any chavs reading this:
Please, do your country a service and play in traffic.
To all the people currently succeeding:
Keep it up, please, please make sure these people never get into power. If you see a chav, push him into traffic.
“They seem to —–>thing<—– this sort of look is somewhat cool” - I think chav lifestyle is starting to rub off on you… innit
Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant! I couldn’t agree more.
The chaviness of England is terrible. I’ve heard so many horror stories of mobs of kids attacking passers by for being immigrants (truly ironic considering most of them don’t know their own lineage and the people they attack only happen to display a slight tan or accent but possess a higher IQ then all of them put together).
What’s really scary is that they trudge around in mobs. They actually manipulate the advantage of numbers against a single opponent. That’s cowardly! They pick fights against innocent people just for the kick they get out of saying “we shaud im oo’s boss!”
It’s terrible!
I know an Italian girl, who’s 28 and has been living in the London for about 7 years now, who got knocked off her bicycle by a bunch of snot-nosed brats who decided to throw stones at her for absolutely no reason. She couldn’t get on her bike quickly enough to avoid one of them kicking the wheel and knocking her off it again. And when her boyfriend came to save her, they started chucking stones at him too!
It’s disgusting.
In Canada we don’t get Chavs, but we do get ‘gangstas’, or teenagers that think they’re all that because of the 5-size too big baggy pants and XXL t-shirts. The Ali-G lifestyle just never caught on here amongst the masses, seems to be unique to the UK.
Sad to hear they threw stones at you and your boyfriend…that’s really bizarre.
It wasn’t me and my boyfriend.
Recently in NZ a 16 year old, 2 18 year olds and a 22 year old were roaming at midnight about 2 weeks ago. They would ask passers by for beer or money and if they refused, they beat them. One girl, 22, has a cracked skull and a broken eye socket, her boyfriend, multiple broken bones and fractures skull. These “gangstas” hit a total of 3 couples.
When asked why they did it they said they were bored. They are all awaiting trial.
How sick that something like this could happen. I hope they get proper punishment. I also wish these idiot’s parents got some form of punishment.
Oh sorry Esty, I read it as “I am an Italian girl…”. Still sad.
Brrrrrrrrrrap!
innit!
Pow pow pow!
Wot? u got a problm m8?
I don’t feel like bing serious at the moment, but I feel your pain Martin.
Well, knock me down with a feather! There IS someone out there with the brains they were born with. Keep it up! Do the world a favour, erradicate these vermin.
I can’t do (nor would) the following but this is why I don’t think parents should have kids or bring them up if they aren’t going to be socially responsible or a proper family.
There are three main reasons for irresponsibility: 1. LACK OF EDUCATION or wider social awareness, and 2. The benefit system (It’s an outstanding joke really. I believe there should be more welfare, but it needs to be sorted out to those who actually need it from those just leeching. At the moment it’s a shambles.), and 3. Punishment.
These children are forming gangs, mobs, enter the rest of the thesaurus here, out of necessity now, rather than coolness. It’s their makeshift family due to broken families at ‘home’, and survival method. You were talking about natural selection? Well it is survival of the fittest and immediate obligation; if you aren’t in a gang, you die in crossfire or the likeness and if you’re in a weaker or wrong gang, you die. Work out the rest.
In the meantime, their parents are getting the benefit money they probably aren’t spending on their kids who have to find other means of income.
Chavs don’t have excelling skills because they were already behind from an early age due to again, irresponsible parenting, and a shitty education system. This escorts the way for them refusing to go to school because they know they’re already behind and it’s embarrassing. Obviously truancy only worsens the problem but at a young age they’re only concerned with the short term.
If you don’t stab someone, you get stabbed. If you don’t up your image as a hardcore leader another gang will wage war on you to up their street-cred. They grow into irresponsible adults, forget why they became the people they are and have their own doomed children, causing an endless cycle, which will continue through our generation and further.
The distressing thing is, mainstream society is encouraging this. Take mainstream rap which appeals to youngsters these days. Real artists like Immortal Technique and KRS One, who are ex- ‘gangsters’ and politically/socially aware, are gaining more recognition but largely in the USA. I’ll get them over to the UK again someday. Then we can convert all the chavs to be more aware and actually try to improve society. (In all honesty, I do think battles shouldn’t be fought between chavs but they should focus their efforts elsewhere to a more productive outcome. Chavs know what they don’t like, together they could change the way they live for better. Yeah, haha…)
Some of my friends are from council houses (no they aren’t chavs), and though some areas are worse than others, it’s tragic that areas are getting renowned for antisocial behaviour as not all council houses necessarily shelter chavs.
What’s more tragic is we’re all liable for this, including me, for doing jackall to improve the problems other than complaining.
Oh and prison DOES NOT WORK, but increases gang behaviour and actually creates both chavs and anger. The bad apple effect.
Angela needs her own blog.